april fools pranks
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pyromanic13
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tell stories about past pranks and describe future ones.....GO!
Movie dialogue: "The good die first."
Tom: "But most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying
patterns."
Tom: "But most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying
patterns."
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pyromaniac
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Well one time my family was away and my cousins teepeed the whole house saran wrapped a chair to our ping pong table. Saran wrapped everyting the could. And threw plastic forks everywhere. It took them 3 hours and they drank my dads beer.
Tehy did that becase we pranked them before be filling my cousins bedoom with all of the underwear my dog chewed up(he's a neat freak).
Tehy did that becase we pranked them before be filling my cousins bedoom with all of the underwear my dog chewed up(he's a neat freak).
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paaiyan
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Well I saw a video of a guy that went around a major university with a petition to end women's sufferage. He got a lot of signatures from women. It was pretty funny.
If it's cold where you are, mix half peanut butter and half mollases, and spread it on someone's windshield. Or suck on gummy bears for a couple seconds and stick them on it. There's always the traditional T.P. and plastic forks.
Good times, good times.
If it's cold where you are, mix half peanut butter and half mollases, and spread it on someone's windshield. Or suck on gummy bears for a couple seconds and stick them on it. There's always the traditional T.P. and plastic forks.
Good times, good times.
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keep_it_real
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I'm pretty sure this is from Calvin and Hobbes. You tape the dish sprayer or what every you call it so when you turn the water on it sprays you.
Put salt in someones tea instead of sugar...
Put dirt in icecream so it looks like oreo cookie. That hurts!
put saran wrap under the toilet seat.
put a bunch of soap on a door knob.
fart into a telephone.
Put salt in someones tea instead of sugar...
Put dirt in icecream so it looks like oreo cookie. That hurts!
put saran wrap under the toilet seat.
put a bunch of soap on a door knob.
fart into a telephone.
aww poop, i was going to say the saran/toilet seat.
ummm...ill think of something...sometime...
o! take a gummy bear and drop it in a gallon jug full of water. leave it for a week or so, and it will gro to epic proportions. then put it in someones bed.
ummm...ill think of something...sometime...
o! take a gummy bear and drop it in a gallon jug full of water. leave it for a week or so, and it will gro to epic proportions. then put it in someones bed.
There are rules, and then there are hundred dollar bills.
o! take ketchup or cream cheese packets and fold them in half and place them under a toilet seat, pinched by those little nubs. when someone sits down they pop and squirt them in the backs of their legs.
There are rules, and then there are hundred dollar bills.
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schmanman
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ok, I've got loads of these things, that I came up with...
put contact cement or super glue on-
the twist thingy you put you com in in your locker, a toilet seat, chair, etc...
ok, this is longer. you need super glue, foil, mentos, and a Vernor's, coke, or pop.
you take a piece of foil, and perforate it, then wrap it around the mentos, so it looks like a hershey kiss, with the mentos loose inside it. bend the top over like a hook.
put this over the threads, and then screw the cap down until there's just enough clearance between the little plastic ring to put super glue on it. put super glue on it, then cinch down the top. when they get it, it will be like new, without a broken seal.
when they open it, the mentos fall in, and spray the coke all over your friend(s).
I'll go make a paint diagram now.
EDIT: here it is.
click it to view larger image
pick your enemy's lockers' lock, fill his locker wit old crap from the cafeteria garbage cans and/or bags of jello or pudding. do it on a Friday, so they sit over the weekend.
put contact cement or super glue on-
the twist thingy you put you com in in your locker, a toilet seat, chair, etc...
ok, this is longer. you need super glue, foil, mentos, and a Vernor's, coke, or pop.
you take a piece of foil, and perforate it, then wrap it around the mentos, so it looks like a hershey kiss, with the mentos loose inside it. bend the top over like a hook.
put this over the threads, and then screw the cap down until there's just enough clearance between the little plastic ring to put super glue on it. put super glue on it, then cinch down the top. when they get it, it will be like new, without a broken seal.
when they open it, the mentos fall in, and spray the coke all over your friend(s).
I'll go make a paint diagram now.
EDIT: here it is.
click it to view larger image
pick your enemy's lockers' lock, fill his locker wit old crap from the cafeteria garbage cans and/or bags of jello or pudding. do it on a Friday, so they sit over the weekend.
Last edited by schmanman on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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flyingspuds2007
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put about 8 chocolate milks in someones locker on a friday.......
Poop in the Urinal
Fiberglass Insulation in the Dryer
Expanding Foam In the Mailbox
Remove The Toilet Seat
Fly Attractant (you can find it for fly traps in any hardware store)
Spray Bottle Full of Pee
Wipe Your Butt On The Guest Towel
Flour in car A/C vent
Shoe Polish of the appropriate color on the toilet seat
Wasabi in the Guacamole:
Well, it's the same color as guacamole and it easy to find. Mix in a tablespoon or two into the guacamole and watch people react.
"Go to your bathroom and unscrew the shower head. Use a 9" Crescent wrench to loosen the shower head.
Place a few boullion cubes into the pipe leading into the wall. They come wrapped in foil. Leave them wrapped. You might even wrap them in plastic wrap so they do not disintegrate right away.
Screw the shower head back in place and wait for the next person to shower. You may want to use teflon tape to keep it from leaking. The water will dissolve the boullion cubes and make a bit of a stink."
"Take a garbage can, the larger and stinkier, the better. Unless you can quietly move a 30 gallon can full of water, since that is around 240 lbs. It's best to stick with one kitchen sized, say 10-16 gallons.
The can should be half full of garbage.
Fill the rest of the can with water.
Lean it against a door that opens in. The can should be leaning at about a 15 degree angle. You get some good stability by resting it between the door and the door jam. Either side of the door works.
Some people knock or ring the bell and run. Some just sneak away and wait to hear the results later, but the end result is the same. The person opens the door, the can falls in and garbage aided by water comes crashing into the dwelling."
"Grease the toilet seats in all the restrooms using a product like Vaseline.
Or just use a tab of butter, Neosporin, Carmex, personal lubricant, even rubber cement, but usually the smell gives that one away. Just leave a fine film. Nobody will really notice until it is too late.
Make sure you do you business at home before you go in. After all, you don't want you little prank to backfire on you."
"Take marbles, packing peanuts or other similar nuisance items, a sheet of cardboard and place them in the medicine cabinet. Use the cardboard to hold them in place. Close the door, remove the cardboard and you are set.
The next time someone opens up the medicine cabinet door, a cascading mess will come out and inundate them."
Sprinkle some water with yellow food coloring all over the toilet seat and floor. It will look like whoever used the toilet before you was a terrible aimer
"Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant. When your victim needs to freshen up again, he will get a cream cheese surprise"
"Place several packages of "Knox" (clear geletin) in the toilet of someone who will not be around for several days. Looks like water and is harder to detect than the celophane on the lid. For a more instant effect, there is a substance availlable at most magic supply stores called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate which holds up to 300 times its weight in water. Doesn't take much to turn a toilet solid or someone's drink"
"Follow your victim into a public restroom while carrying an airhorn with you and while he or she is doing their business either at the urinal or in the stall push the airhorn button. It will make the loudest noise and will echo off the restroom walls. It will freighten your victim big time!"
Fiberglass Insulation in the Dryer
Expanding Foam In the Mailbox
Remove The Toilet Seat
Fly Attractant (you can find it for fly traps in any hardware store)
Spray Bottle Full of Pee
Wipe Your Butt On The Guest Towel
Flour in car A/C vent
Shoe Polish of the appropriate color on the toilet seat
Wasabi in the Guacamole:
Well, it's the same color as guacamole and it easy to find. Mix in a tablespoon or two into the guacamole and watch people react.
"Go to your bathroom and unscrew the shower head. Use a 9" Crescent wrench to loosen the shower head.
Place a few boullion cubes into the pipe leading into the wall. They come wrapped in foil. Leave them wrapped. You might even wrap them in plastic wrap so they do not disintegrate right away.
Screw the shower head back in place and wait for the next person to shower. You may want to use teflon tape to keep it from leaking. The water will dissolve the boullion cubes and make a bit of a stink."
"Take a garbage can, the larger and stinkier, the better. Unless you can quietly move a 30 gallon can full of water, since that is around 240 lbs. It's best to stick with one kitchen sized, say 10-16 gallons.
The can should be half full of garbage.
Fill the rest of the can with water.
Lean it against a door that opens in. The can should be leaning at about a 15 degree angle. You get some good stability by resting it between the door and the door jam. Either side of the door works.
Some people knock or ring the bell and run. Some just sneak away and wait to hear the results later, but the end result is the same. The person opens the door, the can falls in and garbage aided by water comes crashing into the dwelling."
"Grease the toilet seats in all the restrooms using a product like Vaseline.
Or just use a tab of butter, Neosporin, Carmex, personal lubricant, even rubber cement, but usually the smell gives that one away. Just leave a fine film. Nobody will really notice until it is too late.
Make sure you do you business at home before you go in. After all, you don't want you little prank to backfire on you."
"Take marbles, packing peanuts or other similar nuisance items, a sheet of cardboard and place them in the medicine cabinet. Use the cardboard to hold them in place. Close the door, remove the cardboard and you are set.
The next time someone opens up the medicine cabinet door, a cascading mess will come out and inundate them."
Sprinkle some water with yellow food coloring all over the toilet seat and floor. It will look like whoever used the toilet before you was a terrible aimer
"Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant. When your victim needs to freshen up again, he will get a cream cheese surprise"
"Place several packages of "Knox" (clear geletin) in the toilet of someone who will not be around for several days. Looks like water and is harder to detect than the celophane on the lid. For a more instant effect, there is a substance availlable at most magic supply stores called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate which holds up to 300 times its weight in water. Doesn't take much to turn a toilet solid or someone's drink"
"Follow your victim into a public restroom while carrying an airhorn with you and while he or she is doing their business either at the urinal or in the stall push the airhorn button. It will make the loudest noise and will echo off the restroom walls. It will freighten your victim big time!"
Last edited by benstern on Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:12 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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saladtossser
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when your friend is using your bathroom, start burning your door knob from the outside with a propane torch
burn a quarter for a while and throw it into a busy hall way
clog a toilet, take a shit in it, add enough water to fill the bowl to the top, and leave it
stick a laminated picture of your enemy into a urinal
pat somebody in the back while they drink from a water fountain
burn a quarter for a while and throw it into a busy hall way
clog a toilet, take a shit in it, add enough water to fill the bowl to the top, and leave it
stick a laminated picture of your enemy into a urinal
pat somebody in the back while they drink from a water fountain
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schmanman
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hook up the school's tesla coil to the doorknob.
put a block of cheese or dead fish in the ceiling tile above your teacher's desk.
go into the salvation army, walmart or something. sit in the changing room. after 15 minutes, say loudly, "THERE"S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE".
does anyone like the coke idea?
put a block of cheese or dead fish in the ceiling tile above your teacher's desk.
go into the salvation army, walmart or something. sit in the changing room. after 15 minutes, say loudly, "THERE"S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE".
does anyone like the coke idea?
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Fnord
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the tesla coil one sounds a bit dangerous 
Find a public fountain, dump a bottle or two of dish soap in it.
Run, hide, and wait
Charge a camera flash capacitor to 75-125 volts, hold it by the plastic coating, and toss it to your friend/enemy.
Go to school early and fill someones locker with corn. Ive done it before, trust me when I say they will have no clue what happened, or any idea what to do with it.
Exploding paste (as seen on brainiac)can be made with iodine crystals and ammonia. Im not going to say anything more than that, so if you really want to know, look it up. In small amounts its harmless, but if you use to much you can hurt your ears.
Throw a baby ruth in a public swimming pool.
One time, about two years ago, I managed to bring a "squirt gun" (pneumatic potato gun) to band camp. one night we filled the barrel with shaving cream, and unloaded on one of my friends in the shower.
we also plastered the cabin next to us with it.
These guys are incredible:
http://www.improveverywhere.com/
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Find a public fountain, dump a bottle or two of dish soap in it.
Run, hide, and wait
Charge a camera flash capacitor to 75-125 volts, hold it by the plastic coating, and toss it to your friend/enemy.
Go to school early and fill someones locker with corn. Ive done it before, trust me when I say they will have no clue what happened, or any idea what to do with it.
Exploding paste (as seen on brainiac)can be made with iodine crystals and ammonia. Im not going to say anything more than that, so if you really want to know, look it up. In small amounts its harmless, but if you use to much you can hurt your ears.
Throw a baby ruth in a public swimming pool.
One time, about two years ago, I managed to bring a "squirt gun" (pneumatic potato gun) to band camp. one night we filled the barrel with shaving cream, and unloaded on one of my friends in the shower.
we also plastered the cabin next to us with it.
These guys are incredible:
http://www.improveverywhere.com/
Ill add them as I think of them
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