Why are black guys getting stonger?
a: TV's are getting bigger.
Jokes
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saladtossser
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mexicans dont read:
Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench?
a bench can support a family
why would you never run over a mexican riding a bike?
the bike could be yours
Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench?
a bench can support a family
why would you never run over a mexican riding a bike?
the bike could be yours
"whoa... I thought pimpmann was black..."-pyromanic13
lol)DEMON( wrote:Theres this chic called tracy ,she has a boy freind and one day gets invited to dinner. She is nervous and starts to develope gas pains.It is a 3 course meal and they are on starters, by now her gas pains are intense because she is getting asked questions ,so she holds it and holds it until she can't no more and lets out a little sqeek,"EEEEEEEEEE".Everyone at the table hears it but the dad looks at the family dog by her feet and says in a threatening voice,"GINGER..".So Tracy thinks this is great that they blame the dog and she eases up a bit.Second course now and she has more gas pains, again she holds it but this time she checks to see if the dog is at her feet,it is so she lets one rip,"FUBFUBFUB".Everyone at the table hears it.The dad SHOUTS at this dog,"GINGER!!".Tracy is feeling great now,she eases up more,now her boy freinds mom brings in desert.Her gas pains are persistant so she checks to see if the dog is still there, it hasn't moved so she cracks a massive one off,"PPUUUUTPUUUTTPP!", The dad screams out really loudly,"GINGER, GET AWAY FROM THAT GIRL BEFOR SHE TAKES A DUMP ON YOUR HEAD!!"
I got a one
Q: There's a cuban, some mexicans, and a black in a car, who's driving?
A: The Police
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I wish people would stop needing a better signature!
I wish people would stop needing a better signature!
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saladtossser
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lmao
here is one, but i need you guys to give me a reply
Adolf Hitler killed millions of Jews, and a clown.
here is one, but i need you guys to give me a reply
Adolf Hitler killed millions of Jews, and a clown.
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damn it, your supposed to say something about the clown
so somebody says "what? he killed a clown?"
and i say "nobody cares about the jews?"
a jewish friend told me that one
so somebody says "what? he killed a clown?"
and i say "nobody cares about the jews?"
a jewish friend told me that one
"whoa... I thought pimpmann was black..."-pyromanic13
ok, Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.
He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.
He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.
He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.
Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"
"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."
"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."
"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.
He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.
He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.
He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.
Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"
"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."
"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."
"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.
in the upcoming presidential election, there will be several candidates who will be running, one of whom is Hillary Clinton. Now WAIT A SECOND!!! I though there was some sort of rule that prevented someone from serving more than two terms in office. Vote Against Hillary: Presidential Elections 08
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saladtossser
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THATS GOLD
so spring break is over, class has started
so a naked guy comes to class late
the teacher asks, why are you late
the guy says, i was on top of beverly hills
the teacher tells him to take a seat
another naked guy comes to class late
the teacher asks, why are you late
the guy says, i was on top of beverly hills
the teacher tells him to take a seat
then a naked girl comes to class late
the teacher asks, let me guess, you were on top of beverly hills
girl says, no, i am the new exchange student,
i'm beverly hills
THATS GOLD
so spring break is over, class has started
so a naked guy comes to class late
the teacher asks, why are you late
the guy says, i was on top of beverly hills
the teacher tells him to take a seat
another naked guy comes to class late
the teacher asks, why are you late
the guy says, i was on top of beverly hills
the teacher tells him to take a seat
then a naked girl comes to class late
the teacher asks, let me guess, you were on top of beverly hills
girl says, no, i am the new exchange student,
i'm beverly hills
"whoa... I thought pimpmann was black..."-pyromanic13