That one is ages old.
How do you kill a blond?
A: Tell her that chlorine tablen is just a large TUMS pill!
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I'm pretty sure you can do that by saying "go kill yourself".
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what do you call a black man flying a plane?
A: a pilot, you F'ing racist....
A: a pilot, you F'ing racist....
a friend will bail you outta jail,
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
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I read the first Jokes post and wrore replys for the really old ones on accident so I just edited them out....
Here kitty kitty kityy....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
I read the first Jokes post and wrore replys for the really old ones on accident so I just edited them out....
Here kitty kitty kityy....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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for those who have google earth check this out, go to google earth and in the search bar paste these coordinates: 32 40 35.41 N 117 09 24.19 W thats a damn big building too..... I put a placemark there and titled it "Nazi Headquarters" ...it prob is too.
You can DownLoad google earth here : http://earth.google.com/
You can DownLoad google earth here : http://earth.google.com/
a friend will bail you outta jail,
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
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"whoa... I thought pimpmann was black..."-pyromanic13
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I think I found "Area 51", coordinates : 37 14 13.73 N 115 48 40.54 W
Pretty cool if you look around it, a 5+mile runway?? come on seriously.
What do you call a blonde doing a head stand?
A: Big lips and bad breath.
Pretty cool if you look around it, a 5+mile runway?? come on seriously.
What do you call a blonde doing a head stand?
A: Big lips and bad breath.
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a friend will bail you outta jail,
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
for ironys sake, probably in israel
in the upcoming presidential election, there will be several candidates who will be running, one of whom is Hillary Clinton. Now WAIT A SECOND!!! I though there was some sort of rule that prevented someone from serving more than two terms in office. Vote Against Hillary: Presidential Elections 08
LOL Nazi's in Isreal.... who would've guessed 
I'm such a tard... I looked for like 10 minutes before I saw the Swastika... lol
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
I'm such a tard... I looked for like 10 minutes before I saw the Swastika... lol
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
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San Diego, on the bay....
back to jokes: So these 2 men are walking down the street, then a mugger comes up and demands there money, so they pull out wallets, and before one man gave any to the mugger he turns to his friend and says, heres that $100 that I owe you.
back to jokes: So these 2 men are walking down the street, then a mugger comes up and demands there money, so they pull out wallets, and before one man gave any to the mugger he turns to his friend and says, heres that $100 that I owe you.
a friend will bail you outta jail,
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
a good friend will be right next to you saying "damn last night was awsome!"
That's been said before on this thread....
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
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the pizza one was gold
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