you might be a spudgunner if
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john bunsenburner
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cheers and guilty for all, oh got to go, need to check on my bin in the home depot
You might be a spudgunner if:
You've ever driven past a construction site, seen the big 6 foot diameter pipes and thought anything other than "those pipes are for raw sewage."
your shopping list reads: Lowes, Home Depot, Ace, Radioshack, Grocery Store, Personal Protection Store, camping supply store, Battery Store, Auto parts store, computer parts store" and it's all for the same project
You've ever driven past a construction site, seen the big 6 foot diameter pipes and thought anything other than "those pipes are for raw sewage."
your shopping list reads: Lowes, Home Depot, Ace, Radioshack, Grocery Store, Personal Protection Store, camping supply store, Battery Store, Auto parts store, computer parts store" and it's all for the same project
Spud Wiki Joke page started:
http://www.spudfiles.com/spud_wiki/inde ... ding_Jokes
I stress, please don't blind copy across every "You might be a spudder" quote from this topic, ask yourself these questions:
1) Is it reasonably funny?
2) Do you need to know about a specific event to make this funny?
3) Do I need to know who originally posted this to make it funny?
The answers should be Yes for the first one, and No to the second two before you add it.
Also, don't add something unless you've checked it's not already on the list.
http://www.spudfiles.com/spud_wiki/inde ... ding_Jokes
I stress, please don't blind copy across every "You might be a spudder" quote from this topic, ask yourself these questions:
1) Is it reasonably funny?
2) Do you need to know about a specific event to make this funny?
3) Do I need to know who originally posted this to make it funny?
The answers should be Yes for the first one, and No to the second two before you add it.
Also, don't add something unless you've checked it's not already on the list.
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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jackssmirkingrevenge
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hehe I liked the epoxy redefinition.
Spudding jokes eh?
Q: What do you get if you cross a combustion spudgun with a tennis racket?
A: French Fries
That sort of thing?
Spudding jokes eh?
Q: What do you get if you cross a combustion spudgun with a tennis racket?
A: French Fries
That sort of thing?
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
That was yours in the first place, you eejit!jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:hehe I liked the epoxy redefinition.
Or is this a not so subtle attempt to get praise?
And yes, if you like - Added!
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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jackssmirkingrevenge
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Lol I suspected that might be the case but didn't bother to look up the original thread to make sure, ah well 
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
I even linked the original thread in at the top of the page, how much easier could it have been? :tongue3:jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:but didn't bother to look up the original thread to make sure, ah well
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
Though the joke is funny, I do remember that someone actually tried this and shot a potato through something like chicken wire.jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Q: What do you get if you cross a combustion spudgun with a tennis racket?
A: French Fries
Result: you cant make fries by launching spuds at rasters, the spud just goes trough and the mesh is destroyed.
Oh come on!
People insist on having these put into a location of their own, I even start the process, and not one person has added ANYTHING to the wiki pages.
I'm very disappointed at you all.
People insist on having these put into a location of their own, I even start the process, and not one person has added ANYTHING to the wiki pages.
I'm very disappointed at you all.
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
ok, im a bit late on this topic but I think mines worth it,
you might be a spudgunner if your parents lock the basement as a punishment
you might be a spudgunner if your parents take you seriously when you say how cool it would be to convert a water slide to shoot people
both of these have happened to me
you might be a spudgunner if your parents lock the basement as a punishment
you might be a spudgunner if your parents take you seriously when you say how cool it would be to convert a water slide to shoot people
both of these have happened to me 
lol, nice. I think we should start a contest for best, "you might be a spudgunner if..." line. seemed to catch a lot of peoples attention and brought out some comedy to the site.
what do u guys think? If u guys say yes, i will make the thread for it.
what do u guys think? If u guys say yes, i will make the thread for it.
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Lentamentalisk
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Well there is already this thread... Its a bit like voting on the best joke, everyone has different tastes, and different ones of these apply to different people. It think it is much better left as just a thread for people to post their clever thoughts.
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yeah, your right
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