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POLAND_SPUD · Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:45 pm

you waste time biatching about women while I am trying to work out what will happen when the project mayhem comes to fruition and we'll have like 10 times as much as women as today

jackssmirkingrevenge · Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:56 pm

Labtecpower wrote:Don't forget this one JSR

animatronic baby wrote:Killllllllll meeeeeeeeee....

you waste time biatching about women while I am trying to work out what will happen when the project mayhem comes to fruition and we'll have like 10 times as much as women as today

If it rises out of spudfiles, thenthiswill actually be a crudely drawn cock and balls as opposed to a smiley face

Check out my YouTube SpudGun Channel! · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:02 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote: It summarises my position certainly. I'm not sure I would be diagnosed as a dysfunctional sociopath for holding it, but I see it as deeply rational. Whether it is "naive realism" or not is ironically a matter of opinion

As a man I have my "needs", I'm not willing to resort to violent coercion to satisfy them, nor am I comfortable with a direct monetary exchange (though not above it, and very pleasant it can be too) so deeper social interaction is somewhat of a necessary evil. As I grow older, the satisfaction I get from the results of playing this game vis a vis the effort I put into it decreases progressively to the extent that I will most likely lose interest altogether. I also note that this leaves me with much more disposable income and time to spend on things I genuinely enjoy.

I think I know what you're talking about here, I've felt the same way before in a general sense. I think al-xg summed up the situation quite well, you just have to find the right person to live with. The majority of girls I meet would put me in a similar state of mind to JSR's; it wouldn't take me long to realise the rat-race is a futile one and all the time, effort and money used trying to pursue a girl is usually not worth it. Every now and then, however, I stumble across a girl who could actually be a suitable match. Over my life time, this is maybe half a dozen girls at most and for a majority of them I never got to know them for long enough to know how things would turn out in a long relationship. At the moment I'm not too bothered if I end up with a family or not, I just know that if it is the former it will have to be with a girl who doesn't drive me insane

Labtecpower · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:03 pm

Killllllllll meeeeeeeeee....

I would pay quite a lot to be able to tape some flamethrowers on the arms and put red lasers in it's eyes

on a different note, farmers yay!

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jackssmirkingrevenge · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:07 pm

MrCrowley wrote:I think I know what you're talking about here, I've felt the same way before in a general sense.

Finally some vague strides towards understanding

I just know that if it is the former it will have to be with a girl who doesn't drive me insane

I'll wager you'll invent a perpetual motion machine before you meet her, but good luck anyway

Labtecpower wrote:on a different note, farmers yay!

No no no, Dutch farmers...

On another note, something off-topic and AWESOME!!!

http://guns.wikia.com/wiki/Neal_submachine_gun

http://www.google.com/patents/US2436175 ... &q&f=false

Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:08 pm

I still don't get carbid schieten...

They build a cannon...with the sole purpose of making as much noise as possible..

and they wear earprotection...

That's like...
painting a picture and putting a bag over your head when it's time to see the finished result..?

jackssmirkingrevenge · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:09 pm

Brian the brain wrote:I still don't get carbid schieten...

Again, Dutch farmers

Labtecpower · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:14 pm

I still don't get carbid schieten...

Have you ever been near it?

Here we have some 7000 liter oxy-acetylene cannons, when they're fired you get a huge kick in the chest, and it is deafening even with double hearing protection.
It isn't just about the sound they make

A few years ago some guy made a cannon wich was able to break windows a few hundred meters away..

not unlike this;

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But then with optimized oxy-acetylene instead of plain boring acetylene-air

jackssmirkingrevenge · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:18 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

... and with Johnny Cash in the background too hehe

Labtecpower · Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:28 pm

Check out my YouTube SpudGun Channel! · Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:09 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Mind you don't take it too far

My new favourite Peep Show quote (excluding those by SuperHans of course): Let me feel it! It's hard, isn't it?

Zeus · Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:15 am

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Gas-Welding- ... 2c6a99de70

What the righteous fuck were they thinking?

jackssmirkingrevenge · Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:19 am

LOL what?!

Welding goggles, perfect for invading Afghanistan

edit: conspiracy theorists, have at it!

http://libertyandsuch.com/manager-of-fp ... -murdered/

edit: Damn, it was this guy...

[youtube][/youtube]

jackssmirkingrevenge · Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:58 am

[youtube][/youtube]

edit:

Also, NSFW decorated M1911 that's so tasteless it's awesome.

*chuckle* http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=4341

jakethebeast · Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:41 am

Anyone has an idea where i could get a 14" .22 cal barrel for Crosman 2240? Found some from Canada but seems like they dont ship to finland. Oh yeah, im thinking of modding a 2240

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