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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:43 am

:shock: Gee was this a shock.....I went and typed "Homemade pressure pump" into google. What came up was a bloody homemade penis pump... Who the hell makes a penis pump?! The very bored spudder :D
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:47 am

you bastard, that was too funny not to look up!!!

lolol oh dear!

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hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:51 am

Hahahahaha oh dear god what have I done. Pretty soon I can expect to see a new section on SF, The Penis Pump Showcase :D
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:54 am

ROFL :lol:

You can just hear the clatter of mice clicking already.

But remember!
Over-enthusiastic penis pumping can burst blood vessels and cause blisters
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:54 am

Thank you, Mitchza. I was having sort of a bad day....until I read this.
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:57 am

I'd be worried if someone showed off their pump...............that was 3in of 3/4in copper.... :? Hahaha

edit: No worries Hubb017. I just found a link for a pressurised super beer bong! Can air pressure have a better use apart from guns, genitals and alcohol. :D
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:21 am

please don't use a vacuum cleaner
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:02 pm

^^yeah I've heard bad stories about that.
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:08 pm

Vacuum Cleaner Penis Pump AKA 'The Blender 2000', now selling at a store near you!
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:03 pm

Maybe this should have been posted under "JSR's alternate uses".
Oh JSR, you take so many for the team :lol:
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:07 pm

_Fnord wrote:Oh JSR, you take so many for the team :lol:
True, I'm so sore I don't even friggin need a penis pump!

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hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:24 pm

I dare not imagine what this thread would have turned into by tomorrow morning *headdesk*
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I dare not imagine what this thread would have turned into by tomorrow morning *headdesk*
Urethral stretching by means of a balloon? :roll:
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