Next Door Neighbor Problem.

[Velocity]

She obviously admires your rod

QFT

[zephir]

1. Once she is completely nuts, plant some pot in her backyard, stick coke up in the attic, and some drug-paraphernalia in her car. When she goes nuts again, tell the cops you think she is growing pot in the backyard. She's off to jail and you'll never hear from her and her cats ever again.

2. Or T-P her house on like Halloween, bleach her yard, and feed all her cats poisoned food.

3. Pass word all around that she hates all young people. Then kill all her cats, smash them to a bloody pulp and dump their remains all over her house... keep one cat alive and impale it on a stick in her front yard. Say its from Vlad the Impaler. Just make sure your not mentally unbalanced, anti-social, and psychotic and you won't be a suspect.

[Acdcmonkey1991]

SOrry to kick up a dead topic but, I think you should buy this and anonymously put it on her doorstep
http://www.stupid.com/stat/CCLF.html

[potatoflinger]

1. Once she is completely nuts, plant some pot in her backyard, stick coke up in the attic, and some drug-paraphernalia in her car. When she goes nuts again, tell the cops you think she is growing pot in the backyard. She's off to jail and you'll never hear from her and her cats ever again.

2. Or T-P her house on like Halloween, bleach her yard, and feed all her cats poisoned food.

3. Pass word all around that she hates all young people. Then kill all her cats, smash them to a bloody pulp and dump their remains all over her house... keep one cat alive and impale it on a stick in her front yard. Say its from Vlad the Impaler. Just make sure your not mentally unbalanced, anti-social, and psychotic and you won't be a suspect.

Dude, you're one sick kid. Why would you even think of something like that?

[DYI]

1. Once she is completely nuts, plant some pot in her backyard, stick coke up in the attic, and some drug-paraphernalia in her car. When she goes nuts again, tell the cops you think she is growing pot in the backyard. She's off to jail and you'll never hear from her and her cats ever again.

2. Or T-P her house on like Halloween, bleach her yard, and feed all her cats poisoned food.

3. Pass word all around that she hates all young people. Then kill all her cats, smash them to a bloody pulp and dump their remains all over her house... keep one cat alive and impale it on a stick in her front yard. Say its from Vlad the Impaler. Just make sure your not mentally unbalanced, anti-social, and psychotic and you won't be a suspect.

And we wonder why people think spudders are weird...

[Deterrent]

From wikipedia:

All combustion spud guns are considered firearms.

* In the state of Victoria (Australia), pneumatic spud guns require a Category A firearms license, while combustion spud guns require a Category E firearms license.

If this is true, your spud gun is pneumatic and you don't live in Victoria, you're OK.

[rna_duelers]

Nope your not,it's Australian wide.

[Necrosis]

There is only one thing left to do.

You can dump her in the pond afterwards, okay?

[Ragnarok]

I suggest that you acquire a puma, then go round to her house and say you've found a lost cat, and ask would she like to look after it.

[rcman50166]

Keep tabs on her, false if you must. Then blackmail her.

When your parents our out or away, have a stake out on her house with a friend some donuts and coffee

Seriosuly though, keep tabs on her. Find anything you can about her, google her name etc.

Do small things to piss her or her cats off that isn't to obvious that it's you.

Forge a letter from the Australian Police or what ever Australian Department looks after the firearm laws (like ATF), and make it say that pneumatics are legal if you are over the age of 18 (are you?) and show that to her.

Well make it say something along the lines of it's legal for someone like you to own and shoot on private property air guns.

Edit: If she knows about some gun laws, call them pneumatic rifles, otherwise if she knows nothing about the laws just stick to air rifles.

With your pneumatic guns, make up a fancy name for them, it doesn't even have to be real.

It could be a pneumatically compressed hydraulic fluid actuator for all she knows

The ultimate disarming name for a potato gun is:

Pneumatic Mass Driver (compression potato guns)
Thermobaric Mass Driver (hybrid potato guns)
Linear Chemical Expansion Mass Driver (combustion potato guns)

This makes 'em sound sciency and you'd have to back it up with the colorful grammar. Do everything in your power to make it seem like what your doing is in the name of science.

[rna_duelers]

I don't think anyone will mind rcman.Hmmm a Puma you say,she could very well fall for it.There is no need for a stake out when my parents go,my dad hates her with a passion so he will help.

But on a more serious note she has got even more mentally unstable,her husband/lover told my dad that she is going complete bonkers.Plus there has been an increase of her talking to her cats,and yelling at them and asking them to do things for her like turning the TV off when she goes to bed and making them beds.You might wonder how I know these things,mainly because she yells it out loud.

I'll be happy the day they take her away in a straight jacket and all of her cats put out of there misery.

[Ragnarok]

Ok, she's gone off the rails completely. At first I just thought she was weird, but when you start asking the cats to turn the TV off, you've definitely got 'roos in the top paddock - to use an appropriately Aussie phrase.