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Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:34 am

You know your a spudgunner if...

You will most likely receive a criminal conviction if you get caught with a spudgun again, yet you continue to build better more powerful creations.

you couldnt live without spudguns in your life (almost a drug) :D

you would die if this forum disappeared
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:41 am

You might be a spud gunner if
you say "HEY CAN I SHOOT THAT" when someone throws something into the bin
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When you Know the city codes on firearms.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:02 am

MrCrowley wrote:You know you are a spudgunner when...

Every girl that knows you well enough thinks you're going to blow yourself up...
amen to that!!!

You know you're a spudgunner when... you have to buy a truck to haul your cannons with because the barrels are too long for the backseat of your car.

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Yea, that's definitely going to get you at least a tazer.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:08 am

You know you are a spudgunner when:

You can look at random machines with brass fittings and think "I know how that works".

You hurt you hand more than twice a week.

You have devoted an entire notebook to the random scribblings of your ideas.

You drop everything you are doing when the PVC cement is done curing.


I know I am an amateur spudgunner when i look at this thread and think "Hmm, I guess I should be working harder."
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:28 am

You mite be a spud gunna if you always think
* hmm i can shoot that*
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:41 am

You know you're a spudgunner if you...

Can spot DWV pipe without reading the writing on it

or

You can walk into a plumbing merchant store and speak pipe lingo
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POLAND_SPUD wrote:it's not that I don't spend much time thinking about women...I do but I spend even more on valves.... I just realized that both QEVs and women have 3 'ports'.... now the question is "where is the pilot side on women ?" (ekhm ignore this post.. I am drunk) :D
The human body's all about valves and tubing, it's not a hard connection to make. Interestingly, I have observed that in a moment of ecstasy, there is a simultaneous exhaust valve release when the main valve fires, however this appears to be more of an uncomfortable loss of valve control than a de facto piloting mechanism. As to the third port, it tends to be loud and irritatingwhen the valve is fluttering, however thankfully men are equipped with an effective suppressor :)

*ahem*

Yes, I seem to have taken the analogy a bit too far.

"You know you're a perverted spudgunner if..."

:D :D :D
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:15 am

He's back :D
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:20 am

You might be a spudgunner if...

-your science teacher thinks youre a terrorrist.
-every machine with a pressure gauge instantly pulls your attention.
-you save deodorant cans because "they might fit in something someday."
-most of your dreams include pipes.
-you'd rather have a lathe then a new car.
Till the day I'm dieing, I'll keep them spuddies flying, 'cause I can!

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Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:25 am

you might be a spudgunner if you can talk most people into sleep about pipes and pressures

you might be a spudgunner when you don't go to work/school if you just built a new cannon
"Made in France"
- A spud gun insurance.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:15 am

Just one i thought of:

You might be a spudgunner if Your idea of a workout is using the bike pump instead of the air compressor
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:00 am

MrCrowley wrote:He's back :D
with a vengance :) but now he's going to bed, slept 3 hours at most in the past 48 and all that jumping around and shouting has got me knackered... but dude, Offspring, RATM, Machine Head and Metallica live! DUDE!!!

I'm a happy man :)
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:28 am

@VH_man
I think your last one is probably my favorite so far lol. I laughed so hard i peed a little :oops:

@jackssmirkingrevenge
wow that"s a lot of concerts! were they local?
any mosh-pits? lol
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:32 am

hot wired your "joke" on the 1st page wasnt for spudgunners it was a you might be emo if...
you might be a spudgunner if YOUR HERO IS A RPG-7
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