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Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:41 pm

john bunsenburner wrote:you might be a spud gunner if... you have to explain a hole in your garage door to your mother and then fix it with epoxy
You might be a veteran spud gunner if you no longer have to explain why there is a hole in the wall/ceiling/door/window/other household object. They already know why. :P
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:51 pm

You might be a spudgunner if, in the space of a few months, three families have moved in and out of the house next store because of the loud noises coming from your backyard. (I think that's why they moved out...)
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:01 pm

clide wrote:
john bunsenburner wrote:you might be a spud gunner if... you have to explain a hole in your garage door to your mother and then fix it with epoxy
You might be a veteran spud gunner if you no longer have to explain why there is a hole in the wall/ceiling/door/window/other household object. They already know why. :P
Nice call Clide XD.

You might be a spudgunner if... you have so many ideas that probably don't work but you try it anyway... and pray it does work.

You might be a spudgunner if... your parents are against it but you do it anyway.
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:24 am

clide wrote:You might be a veteran spud gunner if you no longer have to explain why there is a hole in the wall.
You might be a REAL veteran if there are so many holes that no-one even notices the new one.

Alternately, you might find yourself saying the new hole was done with a spudgun because it'll be easier to explain and more quickly accepted than the real story.
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:13 am

Ragnarok wrote:
clide wrote:You might be a veteran spud gunner if you no longer have to explain why there is a hole in the wall.
You might be a REAL veteran if there are so many holes that no-one even notices the new one.

Alternately, you might find yourself saying the new hole was done with a spudgun because it'll be easier to explain and more quickly accepted than the real story.
better yet, you might be a REALLY REAL veteran if no one even knew there was a wall there at all

okay, my original...
you might be a spudgunner if youve explained to the cops how loud a pumpkin really can be....(it was a really bad excuse and they bought it, not only once, but twice, they think that if you "inflate" a pumpkin that it will explode, making a loud fart like sound that the neighbors describe...)
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:33 am

Farting pumpkins,Hmmm Interesting.

You might be a spudgunner if you do your bets thinking whilst in a naked state/semi-naked state.

Eg-On the toilet,in the shower or when ever you for some reason find yourself half naked out on a soccer field at 3am with your friends sister soverd in spew.Which for some odd reason gets you thinking about what to do with that old 24liter compressor tank you have lyring around.
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:02 am

you know you might be a spudgunner if you think of the golf practice as an easy shooting range and wonder how would your pneumatic cannon shoot compared to you 280 meters long drive

you know you might be a spudgunner if each time you see something you wonder 'how would it explode?'

You know you might be a spudgunner if everytime you write something with your pen, you wonder what you'd shot if it were a pen-gun "
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:21 am

you know you're a spudgunner when:


you have a Crony sitting next to you're bed

there seems to be a complete void of wildlife around you're house due to the noise.

you find a golfball in the bushland behind you're house and can remember shooting it 5 years ago.

you giggle at someone when they bring out their DWV combustion cannon and boast how far it shoots
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:13 pm

you know you're a spudgunner when:

quit your full time job to make spudgun parts full time.

Have a huge pile of various length/diameter PVC pipe laying behind your house.

people refer to you as the spudmeister

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Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:47 pm

you know your a spudgunner when you go to homedepot and ask how big of a gun your making this week, and direct you to that size pipe
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:31 pm

You might be a spudgunner if your brother, who has a pluming license in the state of Louisiana, is surprised by what you can do with pipe and fittings.

You might be a spudgunner if you have ever had to back a trailer up to your window to empty out your closet.

You might be a spudgunner if you understand spanish.

You might be a spudgunner if your hand is bigger than your face.

You might be a spudgunner if you prefer Pepsi.

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Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:43 pm

you might be a spudgunner if you read everyone of these posts to make sure no one took your idea
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:52 pm

You might be a spudder if you have ~3m of PVC under your bed, and a desk covered with pipe fittings.

You might be a spud gunner if you asses every tubular object for its suitability as a spudgun component.

You might be a spudder if spudfiles.com is your second most visited page.
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:55 pm

You might be a spudder if you have to explain often why compressed air is more dangerous than igniting propane
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:59 pm

You might be a spudgunner if you accidentally order $100 worth of 3" fittings and consider it a good thing.

You might be a spudgunner if you know you are twice as qualified as every person working in the plumbing department at Home Depot.

You might be a spudgunner if cargo space is the deciding factor when choosing a vehicle.

You might be a spudgunner if you spend ten minutes creating a design and a month changing it to work with the tools you have.

You might be a spudgunner if you put threaded schrader valves on your Christmas list.

You might be a spudgunner if when you see a gun, you try to think of all the ways you could copy it with PVC pipe.

You might be a spudgunner if the first thing you think of buying when you win the lottery is land, and the second being machine tools to make a 4" aluminum piston valve.


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