How cool is Palmers Pursuit Shop? 8)
This email made me laugh.
To Our Finest Customer
Air2TheBrain!
Thanks for the blueprint pertaining to your order! As you are reading this, a high-priority siren alerted our highly skilled team of
brass gnomes. Our dedicated team immediately put on their lab coats and rushed to our state-of-the-art-assembly-line. Fueled by giant cans of energy drinks, our team is working hard so you can sit back and relax knowing your product will be assembled, tested and arrive within timely manner. Our web team has created a page status of your order just for you, that's how AWESOME you are to us. This page will be updated with tracking information after your product is carefully placed on the truck during the send-off ceremony.
As soon as your product is ready, our quality control team will check every single item not once, but twice to make sure that the item works perfectly. The entire GnomeTeam will then hold a big celebration in your honor as our “Most Awesome Palmers Pursuit Customer Ever”. A
solid platinum diamond encrusted plaque with your name on it is being ordered as we speak to celebrate this occasion.
We hope you enjoyed ordering from Palmers Pursuit Shop. For additional support, our trusty Customer Support representatives are ready to help 7 days a week, sometimes when they cannot sleep they come online to check customer emails just to give our favorite customer the best service they deserve.
The entire team is a little exhausted from your shipping party but they are ready to go, so if you appreciate the service, tell your friends on Facebook , , Twitter , or just scream outside your window as long as you can, “Palmers Pursuit Shop, Where Custom Still Means Something”. Our Customer Service team is now cleaning up the mess and patiently listening for the phone for any family for friends to be serviced as our second best customer
Thanks!
The Brass Gnome and Global Support Team.
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So that was my first time ordering..now i want to know which one of you guys has the solid platinum diamond encrusted plaque? :drunken: